My ICQ account seems to have become some sort of a magnet for random Eastern European people who contact me out of the blue. I don't know what's going on, though so far I do kind of enjoy the randomness it brings to my life.
I censored most of the personal details about this guy... just because he freely told this stuff to me without even being asked about it doesn't mean that the world really needs to know.
123456789: how r u?
Ari: ... do I know you?
123456789: but if you want you can know me
Ari: Let me guess (I'm not looking up any information here, just making an... educated guess based on past experience): You're a Russian person who found me in ICQ's people search and, since I know English, contacted me, because you want to learn English?
123456789: do you want from Turkey 1 friend?
Ari: Hm, so Turkish, not Russian.
123456789: no I m from Turkey/.......
Ari: Anyway, you're the third guy within a couple of weeks who's contacted me out of the blue, apparently wanting to learn English.
Ari: Both of the other people were Russian.
123456789: I m working in . ..... ....
123456789: have you been in Turkey?
Ari: I've never been abroad, and I do wonder why you'd want to tell me about your job..
123456789: I m .. years old
123456789: .. and .. kg
123456789: ..... ..... hair and ..... eyes
Ari: Eh. I'm a fat geek. :/
123456789: I like fat girl
Ari: That sounds good, now I'll just pop some estrogen and we can move together
123456789: are you student?
Ari: Yes, I study computer science.
123456789: have you picture?
Ari: I don't really like spreading pictures of me online a lot...
123456789: your very dificult girl
123456789: have you boy friend?
Ari: Also, I'm male. I guess my joke about estrogen went over your head a bit :/...
Ari: Way to lose interest, man :p. Where did you get the idea that I was a girl anyway?